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Fat Ass | Magic: The Gathering

 

Formats Fat Ass is Legal in

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Official Oracle Text for Fat Ass

Card Name:
Fat Ass
Casting Cost:
Type:
Creature — Donkey Shaman

Card Text:
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Flavor Text:
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
 
 

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